Needless to say the past couple weeks have been interesting for me, both in and out of the game. But, now it's time to sit back down and get back to blogging, until Christmas finally catches up with me and I go back into holiday isolation. Either way, I had a nice break, Cataclysm came out, and now it's time for me to start writing again. My first few posts will be a series of in-character leveling journals, as Jigawik surveys the damage wrought by the Cataclysm, with the first post up hopefully sometime this week...hopefully. Anyway, happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas, and new post up sometime soon.
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Man vs. Self
End of October
Brain: Hello, Jig.
Jig: Hi brain, long time no see.
B: Yes, Tijuana is lovely this time of year, but that's beside the point. You should start a WoW blog.
J: Why?
B: Because you enjoy writing and you've spent the last four years play WoW, so you might as well write what you know.
J: Good point brain, I should talk to you more often. I'll get right on that.
First Week of November
Brain: So you should write some posts for that blog.
Jig: I would, but I have homework to do.
B: Oh, well type it when you're done.
J: I'll consider it.
Later
Brain: Now that your homework is done, you should write a post for that blog you started.
Jig: I wish. I gotta work on my college apps
B: Well I suppose that's important. But when you're done, get to writing.
J: I'm on it.
Even Later
Brain: Hey, you should totally write that blog post.
J: Huh? Sorry, playing Minecraft.
B: Well stop and write a post.
J: No.
B: But...
J: Shh, redstone.
B: I hate you.
So, yeah effectively that's been my month. I'll hopefully have some more posts up in the next couple weeks, but life has been kicking my ass, so we'll see how everything goes from here.
Brain: Hello, Jig.
Jig: Hi brain, long time no see.
B: Yes, Tijuana is lovely this time of year, but that's beside the point. You should start a WoW blog.
J: Why?
B: Because you enjoy writing and you've spent the last four years play WoW, so you might as well write what you know.
J: Good point brain, I should talk to you more often. I'll get right on that.
First Week of November
Brain: So you should write some posts for that blog.
Jig: I would, but I have homework to do.
B: Oh, well type it when you're done.
J: I'll consider it.
Later
Brain: Now that your homework is done, you should write a post for that blog you started.
Jig: I wish. I gotta work on my college apps
B: Well I suppose that's important. But when you're done, get to writing.
J: I'm on it.
Even Later
Brain: Hey, you should totally write that blog post.
J: Huh? Sorry, playing Minecraft.
B: Well stop and write a post.
J: No.
B: But...
J: Shh, redstone.
B: I hate you.
So, yeah effectively that's been my month. I'll hopefully have some more posts up in the next couple weeks, but life has been kicking my ass, so we'll see how everything goes from here.
Monday, October 18, 2010
Exploring Azeroth: The Eastern Kingdoms pt.1
This week's Blog Azeroth Shared Topic, suggested by Sly of Raging Monkeys, is secrets in World of Warcraft. Instead of limiting myself to one post, and with the massive world changes coming soon in Cataclysm, I've decided to do a series of posts on the hidden references and secret enclaves hidden around "old world" Azeroth.
From the humorous statements that units would say in the Warcraft and Starcraft RTSs after being clicked on multiple times, to the exploding sheep of Warcraft 3, Blizzard has always been a company known for their easter eggs. So, why would WoW be any different?
We begin this journey through the World of Warcraft, searching for the secret locations and "inaccessible" set pieces of the Eastern Kingdoms.
Ironforge Airport and Mount Ironforge
Created with flickr slideshow from softsea.
While hardly a secret to any Alliance player flying south past Ironforge, the IF airport and the peak of Mount Ironforge have always been seemingly inaccessible to most players. The question is why? Tutorials have existed since the game's beginning, but it still remains one of those enigmas most players never get to experience. Something I find rather sad. While there isn't much to either areas, and subsequent expansions have taken people away from these areas and focused their explorations on Outland and Northrend, these and the rest of the places in this article are some of the most memorable parts of Azeroth. Even now, with the gnomish airport in Boren Tundra and the peaks of Icecrown and Storm Peaks to traverse, these old set pieces still feel unique.
Dwarves of the Wetlands
Created with flickr slideshow from softsea.
Another piece of flightpath scenery, this small Dwarven village nestled in the hills above the Wetlands is home to a few Dwarven farmers, their live stock and a few hovels. It is however home to two famous set pieces of the old world. The first is a normal Dwarven street sign, but instead of pointing the way to important map points, each arrow either says, "This way," "That way," or "The other way." Next is the well known tunnel to nowhere. It appears to be a tunnel similar to those used to link Loch Modan to the Wetlands, through Dun Algaz. But, the tunnel leads to an empty void, one that if entered requires a player to use the "Unstuck" tool or petition a GM.
Ortell's Secret Hideout
Created with flickr slideshow from softsea.
Next we have Hermit Ortell's summer home in the mountains of Dun Morogh. Anyone who quested through Silithus remembers Hermit Ortell, a former Twilight Cultist who was very willing to decode their texts, which lead to some nice blue recipes. Strangely enough, set in the mountains between Dun Morogh and Loch Modan is another version of Ortell's Hideout. This version of the hermit's cave is empty save for a banner and some boxes. The strange thing is, when inside the cave, a player is registered as in Silithus and is placed into Silithus general chat. Weird.
Dwarven Farmers of Arathi
Created with flickr slideshow from softsea.
Unlike the Ironforge airport or the Wetlands farm, this next area is a mystery to me. On the far eastern coast of the Arathi Highlands, sits a small Dwarven farm. It is only accessible by jumping from the Thandol Span and swimming east towards the ocean. Unlike the airport or other farms, this area just seems to people an easter egg for anyone who decided to swim around the coast. There isn't much to the farm, just some grain fields, a dwarven farmhouse and stable, two Dwarven farmers (one patrolling a small path to a dock, and another asleep on the bed in the farmhouse), as well as some rats and two cats. Work of a bored level designer? Simply easter egg for explorers to find? The world my never know.
To some this may seem like quite a few secrets, but this barely scratches the surface. WoW is a treasure trove of secret places and pop culture references. I'm just getting started, so check back soon for part 2.
From the humorous statements that units would say in the Warcraft and Starcraft RTSs after being clicked on multiple times, to the exploding sheep of Warcraft 3, Blizzard has always been a company known for their easter eggs. So, why would WoW be any different?
We begin this journey through the World of Warcraft, searching for the secret locations and "inaccessible" set pieces of the Eastern Kingdoms.
Ironforge Airport and Mount Ironforge
While hardly a secret to any Alliance player flying south past Ironforge, the IF airport and the peak of Mount Ironforge have always been seemingly inaccessible to most players. The question is why? Tutorials have existed since the game's beginning, but it still remains one of those enigmas most players never get to experience. Something I find rather sad. While there isn't much to either areas, and subsequent expansions have taken people away from these areas and focused their explorations on Outland and Northrend, these and the rest of the places in this article are some of the most memorable parts of Azeroth. Even now, with the gnomish airport in Boren Tundra and the peaks of Icecrown and Storm Peaks to traverse, these old set pieces still feel unique.
Dwarves of the Wetlands
Another piece of flightpath scenery, this small Dwarven village nestled in the hills above the Wetlands is home to a few Dwarven farmers, their live stock and a few hovels. It is however home to two famous set pieces of the old world. The first is a normal Dwarven street sign, but instead of pointing the way to important map points, each arrow either says, "This way," "That way," or "The other way." Next is the well known tunnel to nowhere. It appears to be a tunnel similar to those used to link Loch Modan to the Wetlands, through Dun Algaz. But, the tunnel leads to an empty void, one that if entered requires a player to use the "Unstuck" tool or petition a GM.
Ortell's Secret Hideout
Next we have Hermit Ortell's summer home in the mountains of Dun Morogh. Anyone who quested through Silithus remembers Hermit Ortell, a former Twilight Cultist who was very willing to decode their texts, which lead to some nice blue recipes. Strangely enough, set in the mountains between Dun Morogh and Loch Modan is another version of Ortell's Hideout. This version of the hermit's cave is empty save for a banner and some boxes. The strange thing is, when inside the cave, a player is registered as in Silithus and is placed into Silithus general chat. Weird.
Dwarven Farmers of Arathi
Unlike the Ironforge airport or the Wetlands farm, this next area is a mystery to me. On the far eastern coast of the Arathi Highlands, sits a small Dwarven farm. It is only accessible by jumping from the Thandol Span and swimming east towards the ocean. Unlike the airport or other farms, this area just seems to people an easter egg for anyone who decided to swim around the coast. There isn't much to the farm, just some grain fields, a dwarven farmhouse and stable, two Dwarven farmers (one patrolling a small path to a dock, and another asleep on the bed in the farmhouse), as well as some rats and two cats. Work of a bored level designer? Simply easter egg for explorers to find? The world my never know.
To some this may seem like quite a few secrets, but this barely scratches the surface. WoW is a treasure trove of secret places and pop culture references. I'm just getting started, so check back soon for part 2.
Saturday, October 16, 2010
The Introduction
Hello, one and all to the Grumpy Gnome. I am your humble blogger, Jigawik, and you my friend have stumbled upon another one of the hundreds, maybe even thousands, of blogs dedicated Blizzard Entertainment's magnificent World or Warcraft. Now this is the introduction, so let's just get to the point already.
The Blog:
The Grumpy Gnome is an independently created blog focusing mainly on material related to World of Warcraft (WoW.) Like most other blogs, the Grumpy Gnome is in no way linked to Blizzard Entertainment or its parent company Activision-Blizzard. It was created by a fan to create discussion and entertaining material for other fans and individuals in the WoW community. The content of blog will maintain as close to a PG-13 rating as possible and can range from community news to fan fiction; leveling guides to photo galleries (I'm kinda ADD with topics.)
The Author:
Jigawik is a English student from the Mid-Atlantic region of the United States. He has been an avid gamer since the age of three, playing everything from first person shooters to pen and pencil role-playing games. He started playing WoW in the summer of 2007, a few months after the release of it's first expansion, The Burning Crusade. Over the years he has played many characters, but has always had the strongest connection with his Gnome Warlock, who serves as the origin of the name Jigawik.Outside of gaming and Warcraft, he is a fan of history, literature, cooking, movies, comics and a whole host more of varying hobbies. He hopes that you enjoy what you find here on the Grumpy Gnome and that you'll check back again real soon©.
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